英文个性签名搞笑版笑死人、I'm

1、bashi-bazouk 纪土耳其野蛮的非正规军士兵

2、You have put my heart on a lock but forgot to give me the key. 你把我的心上了锁却忘了把钥匙给我。

3、Your name is such ordinary but it affects my mood all round. 你那么平凡的名字却影响我那么多的情绪。

4、Lifeles

5、I am not greed but I envy

6、I am a slow walker,but I never walk backwards. 我走得很慢，但是我从来不会后退。

7、I don’t want to be in tears, but I am still in grief 我不想流泪，并非我不哀伤

8、At no stage a comeback love your courage. 再无卷土重来爱你的勇气。

9、One of the happiest times in my life was when ME and YOU, became WE. 我一生中最美好的时光是，当我和你成为“我们”。

10、Sometimes we feel tired because we are lost in our life. 有时候，我们觉得累，是因为在人生的道路上，忘记了去哪。

11、Say sorry to yourself because you were once tough to yourself for someone. 跟自己说声对不起，因为曾经为了别人难为了自己。

12、Takes you off of my mind and out of my heart. 脑中将你删除，心里将你驱逐。

13、知道ABCDEFG是什么意思吗 A boy can do everythings for girl(一个男孩可以为一个女孩做任何事情）

14、I love you, until the old. [我爱你，直到老去]

15、let's find some beautiful placeto get lost . "找一个美丽的地方，一起私奔吧“

16、Even to the end of the dream, please let me happy. 就算是到了梦的尽头，也请让我感到幸福。

17、Some people are like dark clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day. 有些人就像乌云，离开了天空会更明亮。

18、Wish everyone of you Merry Christmas °

19、C. ΒaΒyYou canmake me Feel th way （彼年豆蔻，谁许谁兲荒地老〕

20、My thoughts are deep into you 我深深地想念著你

21、Youshouldn’thavedonethat!你真不应该那样做!

22、Sorry，All the period. 那一句对不起，全成了句点

23、Time can prove that I love you. 时间能证明我有多爱你。

24、For you, I have only to remember the identity of strangers. 对于你，我始终只能以陌生人的身份去怀念。

25、All lives end,all hearts are broken。 生命都会终结，徒留一颗破碎的心。

26、Is who wasn't careful destroys one named not to leave not the abandoned puppet? （是谁不小心打坏了一个名为不离不弃的玩偶？）

27、Who never had a scar of youth. 谁的青春不曾有过伤痕

28、I just want to use I this lifetime to love you——我只想用我这一辈子去爱你。

29、begone 走开，消失! 滚蛋!

30、A promise means everything. but once it is broken, sorry means nothing. 如果对不起有用的话，还要承诺做什么。

31、Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine。 世界总是在变，但我却怎么也便不出来。 人生何处不杯具，唯有面对饮水机。

32、Love a flower bloom to accompany it, love a man to accompany him to stray. 爱一朵花就陪它绽放，爱一个人就陪他流浪。

33、Laugh and you don't like red dust,a poor man loves one in his life.一笑而过不喜红尘，穷极一生钟情一人

34、I should not have to rely on sustenance to the touch than the future. 是我不该把依赖寄托给触碰不到的未来。

35、Do not waste time with regret. 【vs】 别把时间都浪费在后悔上了。

36、I will always love, even though public opinion into the sea. 我会一直爱，纵使舆论成海

37、Be strong , also hurt. ［再坚强 也会伤］

38、Everybody wants happiness.No one wants pain.But how can you make a rainbow without a little rain? 所有人都想得到幸福，不愿承担痛苦，但是不下点小雨，哪来的彩虹？

39、I seemed to escape from the crowd Shouting lonely monster. 我好像是一边逃离人群却大喊孤独的怪物。

40、You said I believed you. 你说过，我信过。

41、Empty promises will wear

42、I passed by your city, but I dare not enter your door. 我路过你的城，却不敢进你的门。

43、Diligence is the mother of good plough deep while shuggards sleep,you will have corn to sell and to keep. 勤奋是幸运之母；如果懒汉睡觉的时候你深耕土地，你就会有谷物出售和储存。

44、I would have been,even if all pale. 我会一直在，纵使一切苍白。

45、You can have it all. You just can not have it all at once. 你可以拥有一切，只是不能一次就全到手。

46、if you are fine ,then it is a sunny day for me

47、Bang Bang into the room

48、The best is always last.I will leave the best for you. 最好的总是留在最后 我也要把最好的自己留给最后的你。

49、Just a pity you there not shelter really have nowhere to my youth. 只可惜你那里不是收容所 无处安放我的青春。

50、"I may not be the best, but I'm definitely not like the rest.也许我不是最好的，但我一定是最特别的。"

51、One of the best things in life is seeing a smile on a person’s face and knowing that you put it there. 生活中最美好的一件事情是，因为你，某个人脸上洋溢着微笑。

52、EXO//* you are the one in my life，you are the only one in my lif

53、Bitch is so bitch. 贱人就是矫情。

54、Once all, lost became a joke。 曾经的一切，失去了就成了一个玩笑。

55、Having one heart and being faithful are the gentlest power in the world. 一心一意是世界上最温柔的力量。

56、If all are the play, why should we played a less realistic. 如果一切都是戏，我们何必演的那么逼真。

57、I don.t want to live without you. 【vs】 我的生命中不能没有你。

58、No one even lives lost nor will i lose .（会不会有人,就算把命丢掉也不会把我丢掉.）

59、My feeling is more important than the truth. I hope you understand. 自己的感受，比道理重要，希望你懂。

60、You are always in my heart, but the weight has changed. 我心里一直有你，只是比例变了而已。

61、Strive to make every day joyful and meaningful,n ot for others,but for myself. 要努力使每一天都开心而有意义，不为别人，为自己。

62、I am not lazy,i just really enjoy doing noting. 我不懒，我只是喜欢什么也不做而已。

63、Maybe you shouldn't give me hope. 或许你当初就不该给我希望。

64、Love, is short. But forgets, then long 【vs】 爱，那么短。而遗忘，那么长

65、I'm not perfect,I make mistakes,I hurt people,but when I say sorry,I mean it! 我知道我并不完美，我犯了一些错，伤害了一些人，但是当我说“对不起”的时候，我是认真的！

66、Dark side in my heart is unable to erase the sadness in the past 黑暗在我心中无法抹去过去的悲伤。

67、The reason why a great man is great is that he resolves to be a great man. 伟人之所以伟大，是因为他立志要成为伟大的人。

68、Happiness is when the desolated soul meets love——幸福是孤寂的灵魂遭遇爱的邂逅。

69、If you are too greedy, you will find yourself unable to hold onto anything. 不能太贪心，否则什么都抓不住。

70、I will cherish every good to me 我会珍惜身边每一个对我好的人

71、The only present love demands is love. 爱所祈求的唯一礼物就是爱。

72、I'm just like a joke in your heart and you're not beautiful in my heart. 我在你心里就像个笑话而你在我心里却美得不像话。

73、I would not say love, but I said is true 我不会说情话，但我说的都是真心话

74、I learned to g

75、Romance is that you are willing to do what you don't do for a person 浪漫就是你愿意为了某个人

76、If you want the best the world has to offer, offer the world your best. 【vs】 你若想得到这世界最好的东西，先得让世界看到最好的你。

77、we go to the marriage hall. 【.们去婚姻的殿堂吧.】

78、First I need your hand, then forever can begin. 我需要牵着你的手，才能告诉你什么是永远。

79、Buried city, to shut all lights。 埋葬整座城市，熄灭所有的灯。

80、No surprise there is no lost except for the occasional self sad so alive. 没有惊喜也没有失落 除了偶尔自我难过就这样活。

81、Love is so short, forgetting is so long. 爱那么短，可是遗忘那么长。

82、Like you are like the stars. 喜欢你就好比星星 ✨

83、If have no you How do I go down. (如果没有你我如何走下去)

84、Far from eyes，far from heart. 眼不见，心不念。

85、The lonely youth, I only for you. 整个青春孤寂，我只为了一个你。

86、[Only I know how important you are ]